We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I enjoy the company of your penis
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