Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I FOUND THE LEGS
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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