all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You don't make any sense
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