Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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