Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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