I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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