I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
