there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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