Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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