There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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