how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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