playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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