Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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