google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
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You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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