If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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