i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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