You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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