Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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