Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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