Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
