what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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