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So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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