By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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