He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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