This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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