i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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