no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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