she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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