sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
soo... how was my night?
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