ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
