jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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