Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Randomize
