The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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