R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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