"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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