I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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