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Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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