You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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