it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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