she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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