Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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