awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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