OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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