once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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