i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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