you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
So much Jack, so little girl.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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