doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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