Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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