I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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