Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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