Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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