Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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