Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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