Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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