I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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