As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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