did you get engaged???
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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