who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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